Petition Neil Young to Change His Name to Neil Old

Petition Neil Young to Change His Name to Neil Old
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The time has come people. Neil Young is no longer young. He former views of "rockin' in the free world" and anti-establishment have morphed into something quite opposite. In short he has become a fist waiving, old man who demands that children get off his lawn while his dog named "Hercules" hoardes baseballs hit into his yard. He now more resembles Abraham Simpson than Abbie Hoffman.
He is no longer Neil Young. He is Neil Old. He no longer represents anti-establishment. He needs to amend his name to reflect his geriatric change. We, as Americans, should demand this injustice be addressed and changed immediately.
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