Dylan has shown a grotesque pattern of selling any and all basketball highlights I try to share with him. To say the least these acts have began to deteriorate my mental health. Every bricked 3, every missed layup brings my brain one step closer to imploding upon itself. So with your signature, we are not only one step closer to never having Dylan touching a basketball every again, but we are one step closer to removing any and all bad basketball players from our lives. Thank you.