ban the existence of raisins in the u​.​s.

ban the existence of raisins in the u​.​s.

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Atiana Stacey started this petition to Natural Selection

For years, people have been consuming this strange form of sustenance that we call ‘raisins’. While this act is both inhumane and simply wrong, people all around the world continue to engage in this horrible activity. Personally, I believe that raisin eaters are involved in some sort of brain-altering phenomenon that has been organized by the government. This is obviously something that needs to be fixed. While banning the consumption of raisins all over the world is quite unrealistic...I believe that together, as a conjoined society, we can stop this heinous crime once and for all. All we’re asking for is a simple signature to help towards our goal of banning raisins in the united states of america. Your time and consideration is much appreciated.

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