I would like NASA to add hairdos to their astronaut costumes

I would like NASA to add hairdos to their astronaut costumes

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Kyle Sundberg started this petition to NASA

There are many reasons why NASA should add hairdos to their space costumes. People enjoy fashion and I believe NASA will have a wider appeal if their astronaut space costumes had nice hairdos. They could even have an orange comb over hairdo to honor our president. I also believe that people are less likely to think moon landings are fake if they could see the weightlessness of hair physics floating off of their space costumes. It's one thing to fake flags, golfing, and people bouncing around, and another to fake hair physics, just try playing any PlayStation 3 era videogame. Also, space hair may help usher in a wave of tang like consumer hair products, in which a powder shampoo is later reconstituted with water to once again become shampoo, like tang. Having hairdos on their space costumes also makes astronauts more relatable. I only know a handful of people who have space helmets and even fewer who have been to space. Those with space helmets tend to lord it over everybody , "Look at my space helmet, isn't it nice? Let's see your space helmet. What? You don't have one? That's so sad, I guess i could let you look at mine from a safe distance but no touching, I don't want your greasy peasant fingers smudging up the glass." At least that's what Glenn, who lives down the street, is always saying. On the other hand, I know lots of people with hair. These are some reasons NASA should have hairdos on their space costumes, I am certain their are many more. 

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