Have Meemaw ditch Bazos in space

Have Meemaw ditch Bazos in space

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Alisa Lee started this petition to NASA

Children on the internet scared Jeff Bazos into taking a hostage with him to space. We on Earth however, still demand that he does not return. We collectively encourage the former astronaut, Meemaw, to leave him in space. As nations’ laws go only as far as their borders, this act is fully legal and constitutional, as the United States has no jurisdiction over space. 

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