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Destroy All but One of Jupiter's Moons

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So we want Jupiter to be more like Earth or something. So Earth only has one moon and Jupiter has like a million. So I think we an make it more like Earth by like blowing up all of the moons except for one. I don't know which one, I'm not a nerd.

Anyway another bonus is getting rid of all those nukes that we have lying around. Because we've got like a thousand nukes and that. And nukes like kill people I think, I don't really know though because I'm not a nerd.

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