Cheddar is the bestest boy in the whole world.  Cheddar is the awesomest.  He does all the awesome things.  He is amazing.  You better love cheddar as much as I do or I’m reporting you to the cheddar authorities �.  He has the best nicknames- chedds in the beds, cheddar for the better, cheddar the header, cheddy teddy, chubby cheddy, etc.  But he isn’t actually chubby because he is perfect.  Cheddar is the perfectest cat ever created.  He deserves all the amazing things.  If I had cheddar he would play with all the fosters and be the happiest cat ever.  But only after a two week quarantine because I am not dumb.  He would have all the friends in the world.  And I would cuddle him all night.  He would love beans and nurse on his tail forever.  Beans would be the happiest dog ever because he has the best friend possible.  When I go to college he will be sad so I will FaceTime him every night and we will cry together because I will miss him.  I will buy him all the best toys and meat tubes.  I would also steal for him a lot of carpet samples from Home Depot so he can nurse on them.  Well maybe from Lowe’s bc Home Depot is homophobic.  Correction: I would also steal for him a lot of carpet samples from LOWES so he can nurse on them.  Thank you for taking the time to understand why cheddar is the bestest �