I just got laughed out of a room because I asked to get swords mounted on my wall. That’s LUDICROUS!!! I explained to my parents that they’d just be decorative and that swords are really cool in bisexual culture, but they proceeded to tell me that bisexual culture doesn’t exist. The absolute chutzpah!! They very clearly have something against badass women like my personal idol Joan of Arc and really DO NOT want me to live out my dreams of being really cool. It’s really rude so please please sign and share this petition so that I can have my dream Hanukkah present!!!