My brother seems to believe that my next dnd character is an abomination, a horror, anatomically disturbing, oddly arousing, and, worst of all, will not be in his games.

This is why I come to you! I wish to make a movement to allow my next character to transcend time through a mighty story between friends. There will be laughter, there will be tears, and most of all, there will be techno music and stripper poles.

Allow me to tell a tale and entertain my friends and please sign this petition. Thank you.

JusticeForFinleyGrippers

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