Hey,

We have never had a microwave at home and I would really like one. I asked my mom about this and I accidentally used the word 'petition'. After this my mom's boyfriend replied with 'ooh, I like the sound of that', so now I have to begin a petition. (or something like that, my memory isn't great.) 

Why you should help me.

I know that this isn't a big problem and you will (probably) not solve all world problems if you sign this petition, but here are a few reasons why you should still consider signing it:

1. It would make me very happy.
2. I would get a microwave. 
3. I will love this microwave with all my heart (and yours too).
4. Now you can say you signed a petition, it instantly makes you a better person. 
5. This would be a useful waste of your time. 
6. I'm a Sagittarius (idk if that helps).
7. If I ever become president I can personally thank you for my success. 
8. You can practice your typing skills (for free).
9. My cat will love you forever. 
10. And no, I won't heat water in the microwave, I'm not a psychopath.

I feel like these are already enough reasons to sign this petition, but I have to write another 223 characters before this petition is fantastic according to this website so I am going to remind you of every time an adult has told you to sign a petition to get a microwave because that's the only reason you will get one. If I unlocked thousands of memories from your childhood where this exact scenario happened I feel like you are now officially obliged to sign this petition. 

Thank you for your time, 

and please sign my petition.