For too long my girlfriend has not given me the appropriate amount of cuddles. They either don't last long enough aren't real cuddles or are not given entirely. This brutal and barbaric practice has gone on for far too long and must come to an end. Put yourself in the shoes of poor Peter Karikas, a victim of these terrible crimes, forever trying to get cuddles from his meanie pants girlfriend who doesn't let him. We must band together and put and end to this if not for us then for the sake of Peter (may god rest his soul)