My girlfriend got upset with me, and to be fair, I was in the wrong. So to punish ME, she took my favorite of her Squishmallows and put him in timeout in a corner. He is getting NO love for a WEEK, as long as my "Behavior" is good. Now I get what you are saying, "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO AN ALPHACA PLUSHIE?!". But this has to stop. She maybe! The most beautiful and amazing woman on the planet and deserves not only the Finniest of plushies, but she also deserve PIERRE in her bed. A cold hard floor is no place for a cuddly and cute alpaca plushie. No, a comfy bed with nice arms wrapped around him is the perfect place for a squishmallow. Sign this petition and help me! Help me punish ME than her plushie. 

Thank you.