Deport Dave

Deport Dave

0 have signed. Let’s get to 100!
At 100 signatures, this petition is more likely to be featured in recommendations!
Brian Reynolds started this petition to My Friend Dave

My friend Dave has recently lost his mind, abandoning his Canadian and Catholic heritage to support an evil dictator known as Trump.  Once a happy, well adjusted, morally centered advocate for peace and good will, Dave is now a proud MAGA supporter, spreading lies and hate on a daily basis via Facebook.  On weekends, he is flying out to various Trump rallies or marching against women's rights to leave the kitchen. He has even replaced the Canadian flag at his house with the Union Jack.

Last week, for his daughters 10 year birthday party, Dave served the kids Roast Puppy, glazed with the tears of crying orphans.  Previously, he had read it was Milania's favorite dish.

This has to stop.  Such hatred and bigotry cannot be allowed in such a beautiful country like Canada.  This petition is to deport Dave to the USA, where he can be much closer to his new man crush.

0 have signed. Let’s get to 100!
At 100 signatures, this petition is more likely to be featured in recommendations!