hello thank you for checking out my petition. my cat persephone is an absolute menace and keeps eating the ribbons off of the Christmas gifts. i forgot that she loves to snack on those forbidden fruit by the foot snacks, and it is not only unhealthy for her poor tummy, it is also making the gifts look slightly less impressive than they once did with their beautiful curls. although my cat is a terrorist motivated by hunger and lust for plastic, as well as other forces I cannot comprehend, I am making this petition in the hopes that she sees that Christmas is not about eating colorful tasty sharp pasta, but about peace and love and buying your friends presents. she cannot read, but I will show her the petition as it continues to grow in size. hopefully 10,000 signatures will be enough to calm her insatiable greed for inedible holiday decorations. if not we will keep going until she is satisfied. if we cannot convince her to cease her crimes against humanity and santa, god help us all. i only pray that she doesn't decide to dine on my veins next. please help me in reaching our goal, so that we can perhaps quell her terrible hungering and inevitable upset tummy. thank you.