Hello, I'm Rosen Mays. My brother has not played Super Smash Bros Ultimate with me ever since the game release. He still plays the game, and has every opportunity to play with me, but he instead always chooses to play with other people other than me. This is a real hassle, and boy howdy we need to fix it! Please, with your signature I can guilt him into playing a few rounds of the ol' Smash, and in return you get a sense of accomplishment and well-doing! I will personally thank each person that signs this petition with a custom message, as well. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.