Let Me Play Euphonium For Concert Season
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I want to play Euphonium for my high school Symphonic band because I devote so much time to the instrument. I have given up all my hobbies and passions to practice. I have marched a season of drum corps. When I wake up in the morning, I practice. When I go to bed, I practice. I can not be physically parted with my instrument. When I hear the voices in my head say, “you’re going to have to play bass clarinet for concert season”, I worry for my personal safety. I have played the b(ASS) clarinet for 6 years and it is a truly evil entity. I never want to go back to that wretched stick of wood again. To my Band Directors, please don’t make me face that abuse and harassment again.
(Edit: This is satire and is not intended to offend or insult anyone)
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