Petitioning Co-Deputy Leader of the Australian Greens Senator Larissa Waters

Ms. Hanson's disability is distracting other politicians who aren't fucking idiots.

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Save Pauline! Senator Pauline Hanson of Pauline Hanson's One Nation Party, recently said children with special needs should be taught in dedicated classrooms where they could be looked after and given special attention. 

Knee-jerk left wing reactionaries and apologists for the alternatively abled should first consider that by the senator's own logic, Ms Hanson needs to be kept separate from other parliamentarians and elected representatives so they can be their best selves. Especially the Liberals. Arguably, Ms Hanson's presence in the upper house is holding our legislators back.

Political correctness has clearly run amok when we can't point out the obvious: that Pauline Hanson is a fucking idiot. While she shows no signs of acquired brain injury or physical trauma, it is clear Senator Hanson is dumb as a post, and high achievers in the upper house are clearly being held back.

“These kids have a right to an education by all means, but if there is a number of them these children should actually go into a special classroom, looked after and given that special attention," she said. On that basis, join us to recommend adding Cory Bernardi, Bob Day and David Leyonhjelm. Even Martin Ferguson retrospectively, for just being that much of a dick.

Please sign this petition to add your voice to the community crying out for Senator Hanson to be separated from elected adults who are not fucking idiots with the mental capabilities of a skip full of broken bricks.

My brother has an intellectual disability and an IQ of 77. Not the best complex problem-solver, but he couldn't match Senator Hanson's ignorance if he tried; plus he has a heart of gold. I would not have wanted to be separated from my brother in school, even to save me from over a decade of incessant John Denver covers. He did great in school with me and I wouldn't have it any other way. 

Sign this petition if you agree Ms Hanson should be put in a special room, looked after and given the care she clearly needs. We understand she responds well to dancing, as well as inane bullshit tossed her way by Sunrise's Kochy and Samantha Armitage – and doesn't feel threatened by them at all!

“I’m not denying them," clarified Ms Hanson. "If it was one of my children I’d love all the time given to them, to give them those opportunities. But it is about the loss [for] our other kids."

Sign this petition to say: "It's not about fear and loathing, but fairness; that if my child or cat was as big a fucking idiot as Senator Hanson, I would want to keep her separate from Australian society, especially the elected bits, and given the care she needs on a level she can understand, with her simplistic world view."

"It’s no good saying ‘We’ve got to allow these kids to feel good about themselves and we don’t want to upset them and make them feel hurt’, and I understand that."

We know well why Senator Hanson has such great understanding in this area, despite the legitimate challenges she faces daily. That's why we're confident she wouldn't want her own offence at this petition to stop performance justice in the chamber for other Australian senators.

Once we have 1 million signatures we'll be asking Greens Deputy Leader Senator Larissa Waters to read this petition in the parliament, possibly while wearing a high-vis vest and holding a lump of coal as rhetorical backup.

Sign to help get Ms Hanson to an environment that won't pose unrealistic challenges that set her up to fail so spectacularly.

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  • Co-Deputy Leader of the Australian Greens
    Senator Larissa Waters

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