Postpone this test thingy to Monday

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When in the Course of AP Language, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the procrastination.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all students are created equal, that they are endowed by their Superintendent with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Free Time,Sanity and the pursuit of knowledge.--That to secure these rights, Teachers are instituted among students, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any kind of Teacher becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the Students to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Test Policy, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their sanity and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Teachers long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that students are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Teachers, and to provide new Guards for their future grades.--Such has been the patient sufferance of this class; and such is now the necessity which constrains us to alter their former test obedience. The history of the present Queen of AP Language is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over this class. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

She has refused our right to a proper amount of studying time

She has denied access to these words more than 3 days in advance 

She has violated students' necessity to have fun outside of school 

She has denied any attempts to peacefully resolve this issue


Due to the reasons above we the people of the class of 2k16 do declare that this oppression can no longer be tolerated. 

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