Name the camera in Mr. Taks's room Mikey

Name the camera in Mr. Taks's room Mikey
The camera in Mr. Taks's room has busted many criminals playing video games, and for that it deserves to be named. The camera has caught many men and women, and is an absolute unit, that's why we are petitioning for the name Mikey. Why Mikey, you ask? Well, of course, he deserves the name because of how many people it has busted, and also because Mikey is the most fitting name for a camera like that. Just think, Detective Mikey, on the case. The camera has served us very well, and it has helped Mr. Taks a lot. It has helped discipline us into not playing games or watching movies during game, and it serves criminal justice. The name Mikey is the best, especially because it means "who is like God." Mikey is an amazing camera, and deserves to be recognized by the entire world. Mikey, Mikey, Mikey, it's the best name, and it's also very catchy. But wait, what about his detective name? Detective Mikey, of course! We're not gonna think of a fancy name for him... yet! Mikey has helped us through these trying times and has arrested many criminals in his time, sending them to the principal's office. He has caused history, and is a very big inspiration for people and detective alike. Man, I even wish I were a camera! Mikey could be such a good name for such a good camera, and it moves to scout a lot. Everyone who has been caught was exposed for having a skill issue. This camera has done so much good for this entire class, and we need to pay it back. That is why we are petitioning to name it Mikey. Mikey has inspired us all. Godspeed, Mikey!