Alan kozlowski is severely over weight. You may mistake him for carrying triplets but in reality he is carrying a bunch of pizza. We do not want him to be out by 20 so please help us. We need to put him on a balanced diet to help him prevent arteries clogging and diabetes. We ask Mr. Pizza, Angelos pizza and pasta, as well as Jumbos pizza, to not serve him anymore as it will only decrease his life expectancy. Also we are asking any dietitians to please provoke some help before grease starts guzzling out of his ears and belly button to put him on a diet.