FREE GARY!

FREE GARY!
Why this petition matters
This petition is directed at allowing Gary Ybarra (the Shiba Inu) to come to Friday night volleyball. For weeks he has been kept at home while other dogs from other inconsiderate team members have been allowed to come have fun (I am looking at you Ollie). It is high time Gary allowed some fun of his own. He has a hard and stressful week taking care of Leia and making sure she brushes her last tooth. This would afford Gary the opportunity to explore a new environment, make new friends, and maybe shag a few babes.
If Gary is allowed to participate in Friday volleyball I make no allowances that he will not bolt at the first chance, but what I can say is there will be pizza and we all know how Gary feels about cheese. Also Brandy promises to be full time Gary sitter which works out for us since she is the week link anyway.
To some it up, we want Gary to come to volleyball Friday! Alternatively lets all go have fun and maybe we can meet up at Urban Rest after sans Gary to celebrate a good season. Let’s have fun and try not to orgasm while we serve *cough* Jonathan.