Buy Mac the Moose Some Balls!

Buy Mac the Moose Some Balls!

0 have signed. Let’s get to 100!
At 100 signatures, this petition is more likely to be featured in recommendations!
Dangerously Smooth started this petition to Moose Jaw City Council

Mac the Moose just got his brand new antlers today, reclaiming his status as the worlds tallest moose and sticking it to those smug Norwegians with their shiny metal knockoff. However, the City of Moose Jaw still refuses to outfit this confused animal with its gender normative reproductive organs!

Sign this petition to get the Moose Jaw City Council to agree to spend another $15,000 to install a set of huge hairy moose balls on Mac. These new nuts would be the biggest the world has ever seen. I'm talking about legendary, gargantuan, awe-inspiring testicles of epic proportions. Something that Moose Javians can be truly proud of!

If you're a fan of big balls, then you NEED to sign this petition today!

0 have signed. Let’s get to 100!
At 100 signatures, this petition is more likely to be featured in recommendations!