Greetings my fellow Minecraft enthusiasts.
We as humans have desires, urges. It’s part of being human. And we all want something. We all want it so badly, and you know what? It’s time to stand up. Stand up for what we want and get it. We want Minecraft. We want otter.
Mojang. Our lords, our saviours. Our hero’s. As much as I hate to confront you...I must...I have to. I need to.
Give the gamers what they want, we demand it. Give us what we want and need or we shall Naruto run straight into Mojang headquarters (SE-118 25 Stockholm- yeah I know your location�) and we, Minecraft gamers, shall unite as one and destroy you with our staggering big dick energy! ...or you could just give us the freaking Otters and we can all go back to obsessive gaming for another few years.
Thank you for your time. Together we can do this. Together we can do this, be victorious. Together. Together we can get otters on Minecraft.
Im just saving the world step at a time.
Thank you for your support and time
And you’re welcome.
Update: we should also get Minecraft ogres cuz like Shrek is shrexy