Fill every empty MLB stadium seat with cardboard cutout of Alf

Fill every empty MLB stadium seat with cardboard cutout of Alf

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Alec SEYMOUR started this petition to MLB

I am starting this position to ensure justice for all empty seats throughout Major League Baseball stadiums as we suffer aesthetically through an already premature and bizarre season. My goal is to fill all empty seats with cardboard cutouts of beloved sitcom reject 'ALF', otherwise known as Alien Life Form. This furry enigma will provide an unspoken comfort for all players and fans as we trudge through the remaining 80% of this very unique season with nothing but empty seats reminding us that there is absolutely no chance that we as human fans will be in those seats.  Additionally this will ensure that no matter what time it is, the players will always have a dark-eyed friend to meet their gaze at any point during the game. Do the right thing, and together, we can make it happen. 

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