GOVERNMENT MANDATED GF

GOVERNMENT MANDATED GF

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Jarom Hobi started this petition to Mitt Romney and

In order to achieve the public good all men must have at least one gf. In order to achieve such peace and public welfare the state must step in and act in the best interest of the people. Without government regulated dating markets the vast inequality seen in the dating environment will continue. In our current day the top 1% of women absolutely control all power in the dating realm and are appointing leaders creating monopolies which tear at the heart of our democracy. The only way to right this inequality is for the government to own the means of production (the gf’s). By taking control of dating the government will allow for all people’s to be happy and to abolish all inequality and our gdp will triple. I hope you can find the love and human dignity to support this cause. 

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