Concede ownership of Miles's basement to the socialist collective

Concede ownership of Miles's basement to the socialist collective

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Supreme Leader started this petition to Miles Atlow

Heed the demands of the people, greedy capitalist scum. By the lawful order of the collective, an army will be raised and the powerful will be ripped from their decadent nests. Concede ownership of your basement to the Democratic Working People's Socialist Party of Whitesville, whose intentions are to throw a collectivist Independence Day celebration. For your crimes against humanity, let this serve as an eviction notice. Failure to yeild said property within 1 day will be punishable by imprisonment in the gulag.

All hail the great working people, all hail the just Supreme Leader

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