Change Vern "Nathan" Rardon's name to Krampus Pondconda Rardon

Change Vern "Nathan" Rardon's name to Krampus Pondconda Rardon

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Geoffrey Richardson started this petition to Mike Parsons

Vern 'Nathan' Rardon has long been terrorizing the state of Missouri as the evil of the two Rardon twins. In order to minimize the demoralizing effect of his actions, we demand a legal change of his name so that no one takes him seriously. 

As it stands, his name is at least respectable. With this change we anticipate his respectability will drop at least 31.4%. More than enough to lessen the pain he inflicts on the world. Missouri specifically. 

Governer Parsons, with this change you can enact real change in your state for the better. Please hear our cries and change this man's name to Krampus Pondconda Rardon. We await your response. 

 

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