To have Michigan join Canada

To have Michigan join Canada

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Renata Babajan started this petition to Michiganders and

Michigan should join Canada because Canada is way better than the US. Canada has a lower crime rate than the US and that’s because there are not as much psychopaths in Canada as there is in the US. Even though Detroit, Michigan is the most dangerous city in the US, we can just send all the bad people to Ohio. A problem with the US is that Flint, Michigan has had a water problem since 2014 and the US hasn’t done a thing to fix it because they are selfish brats. A reason for Michigan to join Canada is that Michigan and Canada are really just separated by river so they are really close to each other and even though Michigan is connected to the US, we can just grab safety scissors and cut the border and then put magma in the Detroit river so it can cool down and turn into rock. Canada can also help protect Michigan from all the bad things that are probably gonna happen between the US and others countries in the future because EVERYONES got beef with the US. Canada and Michigan are like best friends, neighbors, siblings, etc, Michigan even has the nickname “Canada’s Daughter”. Therefor we shall not separate the “family” and have them “reunite”. Overall, Michigan should be part of Canada for MANY reasons including safety, bonds, and physical features.

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