manufacture custom made extra super small condoms for me

manufacture custom made extra super small condoms for me

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Ok so basically my name is Vaughn and I’m from Illinois. As you may know, many people suffer from having a short “Jack and the Beanstalk”. Since I am one of those people, I am requesting that Trojan or Durex make me custom super extra small condoms. Not only will this influence me, but other people who share a tiny weenie can benefit from this as well. 

Thanks.

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