Last week Michelle blew the lid off the League of Balls, delivering the first and only 200 point performance of the year. She is currently 4-0, alone atop the league

Nathaniel Hackett has been an embarrassment so far as head coach of the Broncos. The team is sloppy and his time management stinks. 

Last night was a flagrant offense to anyone that appreciates good football. We in the League of Balls cannot stand for this. We came to score points, and we came to be entertained. Hackett and his Broncos provided neither. 

There is only one solution fit for this situation - fire Nathaniel Hackett. Install Michelle as the rightful coach of her favorite team, the Denver Broncos. Save us all from the sadness and madness of watching Russell Wilson literally deteriorate into dust on live TV.