Change the lyrics of "Thriller" so that it's actually about a thriller not a horror

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Michael Jackson's song "Thriller" is not about a thriller, its about a horror. Monsters, beasts with forty eyes, demons who will possess you, creatures crawling in search of blood? That's horror. He should change the lyrics. Maybe this:

"It's close to midnight,
a rookie cop is working after dark.
Digging through old files,
she finds out about a murder covered up.
Her boss won't hear
and now she'll have to go it all alone.
The clock is ticking,
a kidnapped boy whose life is on the line,
they're out of time...

cause this is Thriller, Thriller night. She'll have to fight against discrimination from her peers.
Yes this is Thriller, Thriller night.
Can she save the child or will the killer kill her tonight?"

Please Michael fix this up so we can all enjoy the song without this distracting error taking us out of the song every time the chorus rolls around.



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