Change the Term Morning Wood to Bedrock

Change the Term Morning Wood to Bedrock

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Michael Anderson started this petition to Merriam Webster

The term morning wood is outdated and unnecessarily long. Calling an early morning erection "Bedrock" not only makes things simpler but it makes sense as we get as hard as a rock in the bed

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