Ok so as a fan of the colour pink , I’d include a picture of my wardrobe if I was arsed for proof as it’s the one of the only joys life brings me , and a fan of said musical artist, I really need this T-shirt. The T-shirt wouldn’t change my life , but it would make me happy. To increase my mental health I literally NEED that T-shirt. 
“Now jasmine why so dramatic to the point  of a petition. Just buy it ?? You may be thinking” we’ll first I’m bored , and second I just don’t really know tbf, I just want it yk

Now ofcourse if consider it but there is just one dilemma. I can not buy the shirt since it is available to aussies only. Boooo. I’ve never taken a disliking to Australia or it’s people , I love them. But I also love their exclusive merch which is why I’ve created my next plan. 
Now first I tried asking a few of my rich friends like Elon musk and bill Gates , but they’re in their own little clique now and have forgotten all about me:( They aired me on Twitter and are not willing to pay for my flight there. 
so this is why I propose that we either rename the uk as “ Australia” as to confuse said artist and his team and they actually tour hear again & we get the shirt !!!! Plus they won’t have to perform upside down for a month!
 Or we merge the countries together and you get the best of both worlds. #Britstralia2022 

but this can benefit you too !! Even if you don’t like the shirt , you get to have kangaroos , warm weather and barbecues more often !

But ofcourse you’d like the shirt. It’s beautiful and his merch designer never fails us. so I’m not even asking nicely now. Actually sign the petition