Bring Back "Kermitting Genocide"

Bring Back "Kermitting Genocide"

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September 6, 2020
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Started by Andrew Walsh

In June of 2020, Jacob Schade's tyrannical girlfriend Haileejane made him change his Instagram from a combination of a personal account, into a legitimate Instagram account. His account @Kermitting.Genocide became @shacobjade21 and his profile picture was changed from the Cinnamon Toast Crunch Man to a picture of a Jacob. Haileejane's forced change of Jacob's Instagram caused the mass disappointment and depression of Mr. Schade's 346 followers, plus countless others who enjoyed his memes. The goal of this petition is for Jacob to create a Fun Instagram or "Finsta" account to post his dank memes. The tyrant Haileejane may keep control of @shacobjade21, but Mr. Schade will have total control over @Kermitting.Genocide. Mr. Schade has expressed several times that he wants to bring back his meme page, and almost all of his friends have expressed approval and given their support to him, to which Haileejane gets upset. 

So, for the glory of @Kermitting.Genocide, please sign our petition and share it on social media and with your friends, to restore everybody's favorite meme page, and bring back the best profile picture on all of Instagram. After all, who doesn't love highly offensive memes? 

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