Rename the Perth Pirates Floorball club "Ross Hall and Friends united"

Rename the Perth Pirates Floorball club "Ross Hall and Friends united"

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Scott Free started this petition to Members of Floorball WA

Captaincy isn't easy. Being a leader of men isn't a simple task that any Tom, Scott or Luca is capable of, it requires a special mix of god given talent and charisma, hard work, intelligence and charm. Its the domain of only a special chosen few.

You know what else isn't easy? Being the captain of the Perth Pirates Floorball club. Its a hard, thankless, dirty and severely underpaid job, so its basically just the same as being the president of Floorball WA, except without all the glamour. 

Where do these two items intersect you ask? Ross Hall is where. There isn't a man, woman or child alive better at getting you or your mum geed up than Rossco! He's a natural for the job. Here are some fun facts about Ross Hall. 

* He has scientifically disproven the existence of Andrew prior and earnt a nobel prize for his research.

* Is on management level paygrade, which is better than most people. 

* Ross hall doesn't wake up in the morning and thank god for his wealth of talent, instead it is in fact God who wakes up every morning and thanks Ross Hall for being so talented. 

* possesses a 200MPH shot and thats just a slow backhand that lab instruments were able to measure. 

* Ross Hall Definitely has better taste in music than you.

So, when it comes to the long term future of the Perth Pirates Floorball Club, It makes sense that we place it into the best Hands. Make Ross the Boss!!

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