Melissa Give Evan A New Job Challenge

Melissa Give Evan A New Job Challenge

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sophia mcgregor started this petition to Melissa from Publix

Evan Sizemore is one of the most hardworking, dedicated, and sexy people in the Publix corporation. Here are the reasons he should get a promotion

1) He is good at Gerald’s econ homework, therefore he has the financial capabilities of making us rich

2a) He is Edward Cullen, so he can use his vampire powers to bag extra fast

2b) Because he is a vampire he will not steal food because he does not eat

3) He will literally turn into Squidward if you keep making him miserable and squids are not helpful in the workforce

4) You cannot keep him in the cart corral he will go insane and write even more poems and the more poems he writes the more Warfield judges him and the poor boy cannot take her anymore

5) Evan’s classic furby face makes him a joy for customers

6) His experience in the back of Spencer’s makes him a seasoned employee

please melissa help this lad

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