We the loving friends and family of one Sylvia Leona Ealy desperately desire to make the acquaintance, yea even friendship of, one allegedly bronze, hunky, and handsome Marty Mystery Manski. By signing this petition you are thereby proclaiming your desire to meet Sir Mystery Manski before the nuptials. No other opinion is intended to be expressed or implied by the signing of this petition. #meetmartybeforetheparty