Get my friend to shave off his hair.

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*Author's Note* So, I'm afraid this isn't as serious as most issues raised on this site but I don't know any other sites that let you write petitions so... yeah :/

For many years now, my friend (We'll call him Kden) has been a holder of bad opinions. He has stated that "Forza Horizon 3 is better than Breath of the Wild" and this is only one example. His tyranny must be stopped and therefor, I write this petition. It was agreed that if this petition can achieve 20,000 signatures in the span of one week, Kden will shave off all the hair on his body. 

So of course this is just a little joke me and my friends came up with but the goal is real and Kden has agreed to the terms. So if you enjoy harmless fun in the name of being stupid please sign immediately!

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