It’s about time Ronald McDonald goes to medical school and becomes a doctor

It’s about time Ronald McDonald goes to medical school and becomes a doctor

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Hunter Jackman started this petition to McDonalds

For years we have been going to Burger King and KFC and eating whatever the King or Colonel ordered, where is Ronalds title? The man has served 1 billion hamburgers to countless people across the world. That is 1 billion prescriptions of dopamine and serotonin transcending above country lines. He’s already the best doctor it’s about time he has the accolade to show for it. Just imagine the things we could say like “Say things like the doc has delivered“ “I have an appointment with good old Doctor Ron” or even “Got a prescription from Dr RonMcDon himself”. There is only a plus to McDonald’s, Ronald himself, and us his millions of weekly or monthly patients. I urge you to join the cause to send Ronald McDonald to med school.

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