Evict Jake Paul.

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We, as a community want to save the city of Los Angeles and Evict Jake Paul out of his neighborhood. His neighbors have already filed a lawsuit against the Jake Pauler king himself and would like justice to be served. We need to save Los Angeles, in fact the whole of the United States and evict that white spoiled little brat. Jake has shown absolute douchiness to his neighbours that are trying to live a normal and peaceful life without hearing 12 year old girls and boys shouting outside their neighbourhood, summoning the devil himself.

Jake's stupidity may cause fires in his neighborhood and may result in the death and injury of innocent people. His lack of sympathy amongst his fellow neighbours and lack of musical talent is an absolute abomination, and the only way to save humanity is to evict Jake Paul and send him to the depths of hell where he belongs.

 Justice has to be served, so we can dab on them haters! 

- Captain Slapahoe; City of England.



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