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Build a giant laser in East Nashville to melt tall and skinny houses

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East Nashville is a beautiful, vibrant, historic community filled to a surfeit with residents who care deeply about the character our out community. Part of that character means we value old things being restored.

Over the past decade, real estate developers have come to East Nashville and torn down our historic houses, replacing them with dual-home lots, replete with homes 10 feet wide and 40 feet tall.

"Tall and Skinnies", as they are known, continue to make East Nashville less of what it should be, and more what real estate developers see as a profit center. Homes aren't all about total square footage.

We need to fight back against these property developers. The way we fight back is with a giant laser, and melt the tall and skinny houses.

We need a giant laser, approximately 200 feet tall, with a 150 Kw laser beam. With this laser, we wait until the home is built, and then using an advanced targeting system, the laser emerges from its underground bunker (below a classically restored Victorian home) and obliterates the tall and skinnies.

Sign this petition, and restore East Nashville to greatness.

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