I want Dan Huber to get a parrot+ some beef jerky

I want Dan Huber to get a parrot+ some beef jerky

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Joe Schmo started this petition to Matthew Huber

Hello! My pal Dan Huber needs to get a parrot. An truly marvelous avian creature from the most exotic of jungles and most delightful pet stores. If pal and all around good guy Dan Huber were to get a parrot, he would be quite frankly ecstatic. His own words were "best pet," and he couldn't have conjugated better if he tried. 

Also, Beef jerky is nice too 

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