Make Matthew Gray Gubler acknowledge his existence as a pure mermaid boy

Make Matthew Gray Gubler acknowledge his existence as a pure mermaid boy

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Lorraine Murphy started this petition to Matthew gray gubler and

Matthew Gray Gubler, or--as he is more commonly known as--Spencer Reid from Criminal Minds, is the truly Soft Boy TM every person attracted to boys has ever asked for. He's the Soft without the inner f-boy, the masculine without the toxic. He is, in the sense, a mermaid boy. Sparkly, exotic, no one knows they exist unless they see one. Also, imagine Matthew Gubler in a mermaid tail. BOY. How can you not love it? He's the anti-toxic masculinity icon we all need. But, most importantly, it's simply a gut feelings. I've consulted coworkers and friends on this, and we all agree: he is, in the raw definition, a mermaid. He just is, okay? We would like to have him publicly recognized as such. Maybe buy him a tail? Please get this to Matthew, I'm sure he'd be honored to be a mermaid. He's a legend, an absolute LEGEND. And so are mermaids. A pure boy like him is even more rare, JUST LIKE BOY MERMAID REPRESENTATION IN MEDIA. MAKE MATTHEW GRAY GUBLER RECOGNIZED AS A MERMAID. 

Help us by signing and sharing!! The ideal would be to have him acknowledge himself as a mermaid in his Instagram bio. Thank you for your contributions! And, if you're racist, homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic, sexist, or bigoted in any other way, we don't need your signature:)

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