Victory
Petitioning Matt Slutsky
This petition was delivered to:
Matt Slutsky

Leave the Swamp that is DC and Hasten Your Move to NYC

Let's face it: DC is an ecological and cultural swamp that doesn't even compare to the joy that is NYC. Matt and Patty have been there way too long and it's high time for a Change.

But now the radical left is launching a selfish, politically-motivated campaign to keep the Slutsky family in DC. We can't let that happen.

Stand up for what's right, and join the Slutsky NYC movement!

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Letter to
Matt Slutsky
I just signed the following petition addressed to: Matt Slutsky.

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Ditch the Swamp that is DC and Hasten Your Move to NYC

Let's face it: DC is an ecological and cultural swamp that doesn't even compare to the joy that is NYC. Matt and Patty have been there way too long and it's high time for a Change.

But now the radical left is launching a selfish, politically-motivated campaign to keep the Slutsky family in DC. We can't let that happen.

Stand up for what's right, and join the Slutsky NYC movement!
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Sincerely,