Allowing The Act Of Balloon Squeaking At Lunch

Allowing The Act Of Balloon Squeaking At Lunch

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Blake Fehr started this petition to Mason Certain

On the most fateful day of February 4th, 2019, in the cafeteria of Milan Highschool, in the state of Indiana, a tragedy occured. Several feminists attempted to scream at a young boy who only wanted to make people happy with his balloon squeaking. Unfortunately this made him cry and almost explode with terminal depression. We are making the simple request of the US Government that he receive the compensation of 8 Billion USD. Can we get 500 Hundred Million signatures?

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