Andrew Workman is being paid by Marquette University to terrorize students with fakely exuberant and excessively verbose communication by email. His "Wellness Wednesdays" are despised by a vast majority of the student body, and many bear tangible resentment toward Mr. Workman. We desire our tuition dollars to be directed toward resources that would potentially be of acutal use to students and not to be wasted on useless people such as the aforementioned. Suggestions for the use of his is salary dollars include the purchase of a printer for Lalumiere Hall, a bridge across Wisconsin Avenue, or potable drinking water and edible food to benefit the entire student body. While we understand Marquette University's desire to care for the whole person, we already have the capacity and resources to care for ourselves, but we choose not to. Wellness Wednesday is a prominent example of another failed University program that serves as another expensive waste of our precious tuition dollars.  Given the copious annual increase in tuition, we ask for the termination of Wellness Wednesday and it's sponsors.