We think it is disingenuous to the WiFi Smash Bros. community for such an individual to blatantly spread misinformation about his own abilities. For a member of an esteemed organization for the Smash Crew Server (SCS for short), Tainted Renegades, who is contingent on being honest and respectable to people of all races, this type of deception is uncalled for and abhorrently unacceptable. Members of the WiFi Warrior Ranking (WWR for short) should be role-models of the community and the epitome of what we strive for as community members. Mark Simien's deceitfulness has gone against this philosophy. He has defrauded us for too long, his alias is not descriptive of his performance over the last couple years. We engaged in many a bouts with Mark Simien's crimson R.O.B., as well as other characters, and we have been unable to observe adequate instances of Mark Simien, also referred to as "MarkTheSDKing", actually SDing.

On the contrary, the many researchers and reporters that have looked into the curious case of "MarkTheSDKing" and his "tendency" to SD, also known as "self destructing", the act of taking your own stock through your own methods or mistakes, have found data to prove that the SD tendencies aren't truly there. As a matter of fact, Mark primarily loses stocks only to his opponent thoroughly and utterly outplaying Mark in every category. Despite being the fabled Red R.O.B. of the heavily stacked and infamous crew of T.R. (Tainted Renegades), Mark Simien dares to sully the crews very high reputation with such a farce of a tale. Below we have quotes from said researchers and Mark Simien historians who engaged in combat in Super Smash Brothers Ultimate with Mark Simien, the so called "SDKing".

"I don't feel like Mark SDs enough to be called the SD King." - Shogo "A_Joke" Allbritten, a well-known colleague of Mark Simien

"I saw him SD the other day. However I did not think it was adequate. They were few and far between." - Yoshiagent101

"Nooooo..." - Scott "Starfy" Ramirtha 

"Honestly, I SD way more than he does." - Mohammad "Arlidis" Kahlil

"I've seen dozens of players SD more than the so-called "SDKing". If anything he should be called the SDPeasant." - Taylor "Blub" Rogers

Mark, on other media platforms, also goes by "MarkDaDood". We feel that this is a more appropriate nickname for Markus. "MarkDaDood" more accurately describes Mark's personality. He is a dood. 

Please help us in our quest to change this scoundrel's corrupt, lying ways.