After the absolute disaster that Oko, Thief of Crowns' release into Standard has caused, thousands of fans of MTG have demanded on Reddit that there be accountability. After over 10 bans in Standard over the last few years with zero accountability from the long time employees who keep causing the card design problems, something needs to be done. And that solution is to force Mark Rosewater to change his name to Mark Elkwater so he never forgets what a bad decision it was to put a +1 turn to elk ability on a 3-cost planeswalker.