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Petitioning Chicago Bears Head Coach Marc Trestman

Grow a mustache

Mike Ditka, Ozzie Guillen, Joel Quenneville, and Phil Jackson. What do they all have in common? All won a world championship in Chicago and all of them had mustaches. If Marc Trestman grows a mustache the chances of him winning a Super Bowl in Chicago increase significantly.

Having a mustache does not guarantee a Chicago championship, but based on the history of the past 50 years, not having one all but assures you won't win one.

Sign this petition to send the message loud and clear to Marc Trestman.  Grow a stache!



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