Legally oblige Pep Guardiola to reveal if Kun Aguero will play and start in the next match

Legally oblige Pep Guardiola to reveal if Kun Aguero will play and start in the next match

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stephen smith started this petition to Mansour bin Zayed bin Sultan bin Zayed bin Khalifa Al Nahyan and

Picture the scene. You are staring across from your partner at the breakfast table on another monotonous Saturday morning doing your damndest to ignore the listlessness and bitterness slapped across her face. She wears it brazenly and without shame, like a 7-year-old who has appropriated a parent's makeup kit and liberally applied it without a mirror.

Despite this, something is keeping you going.

You spent the week reading online red tops, the Manchester Evening News, the Manchester City website injury update blog, the fantasy football scout, the fantasy football fix  all in the hope of piecing together the puzzle to make an informed judgement on who will get the nod to start up front for Manchester City at the weekend, and therefore, who your Fantasy Football captain should be. The double points afforded to the captain are the bedrock of any successful gameweek (GW to FPL vets) without a good showing from the skipper your likely to max out at around 50 and you'll need a bit of luck even to get to that figure. Your ability to smile through the pain for the next seven days quite literally hangs on getting this decision right. 

Given the magnitude of the decision, you have applied all the logic you can. City have made a shaky start, potential banana skin away from home and absolutely zero room for error against a fairly steady looking Crystal Palace, Kun is the league's top scorer with 8. He surely, surely starts. But he doesn't, they start somebody named Hey Zeus, your resolve and will to go on is shot. 

There is already a groundswell of discontent on social media at Peps clear disregard for the emotional stability of Fantasy Football Managers across the country. Kun is as much our man as he is pep's man. I believe his selection is a matter of public interest and more importantly personal wellbeing. 

I ask you all now to sign my petition to have the provider of Peps Cheddar:  Mansour bin Zayed bin Sultan bin Zayed bin Khalifa Al Nahyan and the makers of the laws under which he lives: the UK Government  to contractually and legally oblige Pep to tell us if Kun is playing or not so we can live our lives out from under the cloud of uncertainty he has single-handedly created with his sadistic rotation of Kun Aguero. 

 

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